A Primer on Human Culture

[badpirattitude]

[Dualscar arrives at Dave's apartment only a half hour late. Showing up on time indicates eagerness, and he's not about to do that, but longer than half an hour indicates that he doesn't care, and he doesn't want to do that either. The simple fact is, he's kind of looking forward to this meeting, to just hanging out with Dave, who has promised to teach him more about humans and their culture, and although he'd never admit it, he doesn't want to blow this.]

[He even put on a clean cape, okay? This is Important.]

[With a gruff clearing of his throat, he knocks briskly on Dave's door.]

Hey, cool kid! Open up!

[Just because it's Important doesn't mean he's not going to be an ass, though.]